Monday, August 20, 2007

How to Transform Your Boss into a Simpering Slave

There are many people who are thinking of how to fire your boss,wack your boss and do not like big boss man.

Why hate your boss, after all he is your boss. Let me give you one tip that transform your boss into a simpering slave.

Place a small statuette of an elephane on your work desk.

This symbolizes wisdom, something that usually comes with years of experience. This subtle ornament is actually your fast track to office swami-dom. Sooner or later, your boss will be seeking your advice on everything from promotions to what they should sell in the staff canteen. Since it's lonely at the top, he or she will see you as their sole confidante, giving you even more opportunity to work your nasty corporate feng shui.